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Matt Bors - Tuesday May 24, 2011 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Matt Bors - Tuesday May 24, 2011 Comic Strip
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Atheists in the military want to have their own godless chaplain. Man: Religious institutions are for the weak - so we are going to imitate them! I HEART SAGAN Gather 'round for group readings of the sacred text... Chaplain: Turn to page 93 in "The God Delusion." There Are No Christians In Foxholes! And be sent off with the proper last rites. Soldier: I'm...I'm dying. Chaplain: DON'T WORRY, SON! Heaven is a fairy tale. You're headed to the meaningless black void that awaits us all! Soldier: Thanks for the reassurance, chaplain.