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The Born Loser - Sunday February 16, 2014 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

The Born Loser - Sunday February 16, 2014 Comic Strip
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THE BORN LOSER © Art and Chip Sansom. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. All rights reserved.

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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom MILK OATEY OH'S Brutus: Well, you're up bright and early! Wilberforce: Morning, Pop! Brutus: What do you have planned for today? Wilberforce: I guess I'll play video games. Brutus: What, and waste this beautiful day? You should be outside in the fresh air, getting some exercise! Be productive! Challenge yourself! Brutus: I live by the inspirational words of Jack London: "I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow... Brutus: "Than a sleepy and permanent planet. The function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them. I shall use my time." Wilberforce: You're right, Pop! I'm gonna get all the kids from the street and organize some winter Olympics-type competitions! Brutus: Bully for you! Don't make too much noise, though - I'm going to go back to bed for a little nap!