Breaking Cat News - Sunday October 8, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Lupin: The Man is moving the Woman's secretarial...Is that the word? It's a desk... Elvis: It belonged to the Woman's great-grandmother and it's more delicate than baby bird bones. So, the stakes are pretty high. Puck: No one knows how much the secretarial weighs, but the Man's estimates put it around six, seven thousand pounds. Man: This is how I die - Puck: These fancy bits are made of Victorian cartilage and snap when directly looked at. It's a thing of fragile beauty and unreasonable weight. Elvis: And most likely cursed. Man: #@*!! - Oh, ?!!#%! Puck: I, too, speak poetry when my heart is touched by beauty. Woman: Hmm - you know, it might have been good where it was. Man: Ughhhh. Elvis: Cursed artifacts are tricks to settle.

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