Breaking Cat News - Tuesday January 24, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Puck: Hello viewers, Puck here! Ceiling Woman has gone to the library, leaving our Woman in the kitchen. Woman: Missing girl, frightened cats. What does it all mean? Lupin: Puck! I saw Tillie! I saw the old woman! Puck: What? Tillie is a cat. You saw Freddie. Tillie: Freddie is a little girl. Try again, gambler! Ghost: That calculator is playing music. Woman: Hi honey! Man (on phone): Hey. Woman: Everything okay? Man (on phone): Can you come to the basement? Elvis: Can we get coverage back in the basement? Burt? Lupin: Elvis, I'm live in the basement where- Elvis: No, your not! Stop it! You were just clinging to the side of my face- Lupin: And now I'm clinging to the side of a dryer...I'm a professional. Man: Found my lost pen. Woman: Yay! Man: And this dead cat. Woman: Oh, how terrible! Man: Some mice got into the walls and messed with the wiring. Had my pen too. The mice got away, but when I was following their trail, I found this poor cat. I think there was an accident. The bad news: an older beam caved in on it. I think when this part of the house was added on. The good news: it was instant. Looks like this little cat never knew what hit it. Tillie: Whatcha lookin at there crackerjack? Puck: Nothing! Everything's just aces, lumberjack!

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