Breaking Cat News - Saturday January 7, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Lupin: There's been a hairball. Puck: Puck here, not far from the grim scene where authorities have covered the hairball with an absorbent sheet. Authorities are urging locals to keep their distance. Woman: No, no! Yucky! Yucky! Toddler: Down! Down! Lupin: This brings the year's hairball count to 6, up 30% from last year. Woman: What is the rug coming to? Puck: Early reports are claiming the hair was not really black, not exactly white- ...More of a beige... Elvis: Oh, no, this isn't getting pinned on me! Just because it was beige doesn't mean it was me. It could have been someone who groomed me. Lupin: So, in exchange for grooming you, we get blamed for your gross hairballs? Elvis: I only meant- Lupin: Just so we're clear- Elvis: I wouldn't do something like that! Puck: It's only natural for tempers to flair when there's a hairball. Lupin: Well, Elvis, this is one cat who is never grooming you again! Elvis: Everything I do is dignified! Lupin: Then good luck trying to lick the back of your own head!

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