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Breaking Cat News - Monday May 11, 2015 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Breaking Cat News - Monday May 11, 2015 Comic Strip
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BREAKING CAT NEWS © Georgia Dunn. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Lupin: Reports of Slander are coming in from the living room. Lupin: Elvis, what have you heard? Elvis: Lupin, ordinarily I don't come out from behind the couch when there's company. but viewers need to hear this. Visitor: Don't let the cats near the Baby! They'll steal his breath! Puck: What? Why would we do that? Lupin: Lady, don't flatter yourself. I have my own breath. Lupin: I breathe it all the time. Elvis: Oh, yeah, I'm totally going to steal the Baby's breath... RIGHT AFTER I CURSE THIS SPINDLE FOR HIM TO PRICK HIS FINGER ON. Puck: Do I look like an old Siberian witch? Elvis: BE RIGHT BACK, BUILDING A TOWER TO IMPRISON THE BABY. Woman: Um, thanks, but ah, I think that's just an old wives tale.... Puck: CN news, Ma'am... Do I look like I live in a gingerbread house in the woods? Elvis: WHY WOULD I EVEN GO NEAR THE BABY