Alley Oop - Sunday July 9, 2006 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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"All right, all right...All my food's gone! Food fight's over!" "Let the old windbag have his moment with Moo's history!" "Windbag?" "In the pre-dawn hours of the first full moon of the 73rd summer of Moo, the ever-vigilant emperor, King Guzzle the first of Moo, made his daily inspection of the border..." "...Since the protection of his subjects is always uppermost in his thoughts!" "Who th' heck is he talkin' about?" "Well, we know for sure it's not our king!" "With the keen sense of awareness for which he is known, King Guz became alert to a looming danger! Stealthily, he investigated and came upon an advancing army of 10,000 Lemmians led by King Tunk!" "HA HA HA!" "With attack imminent on the defenseless, sleeping citizens of Moo, King Guz did the only thing he could do...single-handedly repelled the enemy horde!" "HA HA HA HA HA HA!" "Wizer, you oughta be happy t'see Guz publicly humiliated over th' pack o' lies his history turned out t'be!" "There's nothing you can say to make me stop, Oop!"

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