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Alley Oop - Sunday August 18, 1996 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Alley Oop - Sunday August 18, 1996 Comic Strip
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Alley Oop @ UFS, Inc. Used By Permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. All rights reserved.

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Alley Oop: If you two really want to lose weight, y'can't do it snackin' like this! Umpa: Then what would you suggest? alley oop: Go cold turkey! Just quit eating altogether for a while! Umpa: I don't think I could do that! Guz: Me neither! Alley Oop: If food wasn't available to you, y'could! Guz: Yeah...but it is available! Alley oop: Ah, but it wouldn't be.... Alley oop: If we walled you up inside th' palace! Guz: What d'you think umpa? umpa: It makes sense Guz! I think it's worth trying! Umpa: ...and you can try it first! Guz: Hey, I thought we were gonna do this together! Umpa: somebody has to run the government, pet! So we'll have to take turns! Guz: Can't we draw straws? Umpa: no, it's all settled! you're first!