The Adventures of Business Cat - Monday May 14, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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bird: Alright kid, time for plan b. ol'ears mcginty and I have been cooking this one up for a while now, but we never had the extra set of opposable thumbs to pull it off. here's the plan. when feeding time rolls round, we chew our food but do not swallow, allowing us to smuggle it into the yard undetected and smear over ears mcginty. later, ears is discovered and scheduled for a shampoo and condition at two. meanwhile, in the yard, I distract the guards with the dance of my people, allowing you time to pocket stray tony's prized dangle doo. the resulting brawl ends in your reprimand. which leads to...solitary confinement. from this position, you fling me one end of the dangle-doo to form...a tripwire. ears is returned, the guard falls. ears grabs the keys, cuts us both loose, we celebrate with a bag of seed off the coast of puerto rico. it's flawless.

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